

Leonora doesn't get it even after he calls her parents until he tells her to marry Loaysa after he dies and that he'll leave every thing to her, etc. Loaysa fails to seduce and him and Leonora are so exhausted that they fall asleep, where Felipe finds them when he wakes up, mistakenly believes that they had sex, and goes off in a sad rage to die.

This fails when Loaysa, a young lazy *******, decides to break in for shits and giggles, and basically seduces all the servants and tries to seduce Leonora while Felipe is drugged and asleep because the servants wanted some fun and the head servant, Marialonso, really wanted to get laid. Miguel de Cervantes, old guy, Felipe, returns from some adventures in the New World and wants to settle down, chooses the gorgeous but MUCH younger Leonora and decides to protect her virtue by building a huge palace/convent for her with his servants to live in and no strange, non-eunuch men allowed.
